Ian Warner“Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr. Here are 20 Unforgettable Spaceballs Quotes.
Spaceballs Quotes
1. “Look your highness, it’s not that we’re afraid, far from it. It’s just that we’ve got this thing about death: it’s not us.” — Barfolemew ‘Barf’
2. “Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father’s sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.” — Dot Matrix
3. “Oh, you’re right. And when you’re right, you’re right. And you – you’re always right.” — Barfolemew ‘Barf’
4. “So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.” — Dark Helmet
5. “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal,
Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.” — Yoghurt
Spaceballs Quotes
6. “Take only what you need to survive.” — Lone Starr
7. “Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr
8. “Who knows? God willing, we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.” — Yoghurt
9. “1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard of in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!” — Dark Helmet
10. “I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps.” — Radar Technician
Spaceballs Quotes
11. “My brains are going into my feet!” — Dark Helmet
12. “May The Schwartz Be With You.” — Yoghurt
13. “Buckle up back there, we’re going into…”Hyperactive”!” — Lone Starr
14. “Excuse me. I’m trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!” — Druidian Priest
15. “Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn’t the Wild World of Sports.” — Dark Helmet
Spaceballs Quotes
16. “Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it’s at all possible, try to save the car. It’s not insured…” — King Roland
17. “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” — Lone Starr
18. “We were told to comb the desert so we’re combing it.” — Dark Helmet
19. “Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” — Dark Helmet
20. “It’s either the 4th of July or someone’s trying to kill us!” — Dot Matrix
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