20 Goofy Yosemite Sam Quotes to Make You Smile

Yosemite Sam is an American animated cartoon character in the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons produced by Warner Bros. Animation. Here are 20 Best Yosemite Sam Quotes.

Yosemite Sam Quotes

1. “Anyone a you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of you git ideas you better know who you’re dealin’ with. I’m Yosemite Sam. The roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest hombre as ever crossed the Rio Grande…and I aint no namby-pamby.”― Yosemite Sam

2. “You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel … you’ll pay for this!”― Yosemite Sam

3. “Ya doggone idgit galoot … you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies!”― Yosemite Sam

4. “Ya darn dude … I’ll give you a taste of leather!”― Yosemite Sam

5. “Who am I? I’m Sam Von Schmamm the Hessian … that’s who I am”― Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam Quotes

6. “When I say whoa! … I mean whoa!”― Yosemite Sam

7. “What’s up doc? I ain’t no

doc … I’m a pirate, sea goin’ Sam”― Yosemite Sam

8. “The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’… for the last round up”― Yosemite Sam

9. “That’s what I get for trustin’ a rabbit”― Yosemite Sam

10. “Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!”― Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam Quotes

11. “Start walkin’ ya doggone long eared galoot”― Yosemite Sam

12. “So long, sucker! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … ”― Yosemite Sam

13. “Shut off that judybox! … I can’t hear myself a-speechin’”― Yosemite Sam

14. “Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales”― Yosemite Sam

15. “Say yer prayers ya long eared galoot!”― Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam Quotes

16. “Oooooo! I’ll blast your head off for this!”― Yosemite Sam

17. “Ok rabbit … you forced me to use force”― Yosemite Sam

18. “Now, ya carrot-chewin’ coyote! Git a goin’!”― Yosemite Sam

19. “Oooo, I’d like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab is writ that forgery”― Yosemite Sam

20. “Now ya varmint … dive!”― Yosemite Sam

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Best Yosemite Sam Quotes

1.

“Now quit stallin’ and start roastin’!”― Yosemite Sam

2.

“No good bush whackin’ barracudaEhhh, what’s up doc? -Hare Trigger”― Yosemite Sam

3.

“Cut it out! Now drink yer juice before I blows the fur off’n yer hide!”― Yosemite Sam