Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." - Anonymous. Here are 25 Funny Facebook Quotes That You Will Surely Enjoy.

Facebook Quotes

1. There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV and having a beer. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

2. I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." - Anonymous

3. There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.-  Anonymous

4. Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. - Anonymous

5. Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. - Anonymous

6. Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." - Anonymous 

Facebook Quotes

7. I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." - Anonymous -

8. I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. -  Anonymous

9. You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! - Anonymous

10. Long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account. - Anonymous

11. You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. - Anonymous

12. If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. - Anonymous 

Facebook Quotes

13. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - Anonymous

14. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Anonymous

15. If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! -  Anonymous 

16. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - Anonymous

17. If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee. - Anonymous 

18. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. - Anonymous 

Facebook Quotes

19. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.- Anonymous 

20. Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. - Anonymous

21. Happy New Year! Here's to another year of binge eating, Facebook surfing, and Netflix marathons. - Anonymous 

22. It's almost bedtime, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. - Anonymous

23. Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. -  Anonymous

24. I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me! - Clinton Thomas

25. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.  - Anonymous


Best of Facebook Quotes

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - Anonymous 
2.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." - Anonymous 
3.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. - Anonymous 

Ian Warmer

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Ian Warner has spent over 15 years building positive habits as a track athlete. He went on to become an All-American sprinter at Iowa State, and he represented Canada at the 2012 Olympics. Ian founded Habit Stacker and dedicated his life to helping people to develop winning habits.

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