Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." - Anonymous. Here are 25 Funny Facebook Quotes That You Will Surely Enjoy.
Facebook Quotes
1. There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV and having a beer. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
2. I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." - Anonymous
3. There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.- Anonymous
4. Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. - Anonymous
5. Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. - Anonymous
6. Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." - Anonymous
Facebook Quotes
7. I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." - Anonymous -
8. I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. - Anonymous
9. You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! - Anonymous
10. Long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account. - Anonymous
11. You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. - Anonymous
12. If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. - Anonymous
Facebook Quotes
13. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - Anonymous
14. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Anonymous
15. If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! - Anonymous
16. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - Anonymous
17. If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee. - Anonymous
18. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. - Anonymous
Facebook Quotes
19. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.- Anonymous
20. Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. - Anonymous
21. Happy New Year! Here's to another year of binge eating, Facebook surfing, and Netflix marathons. - Anonymous
22. It's almost bedtime, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. - Anonymous
23. Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. - Anonymous
24. I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me! - Clinton Thomas
25. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. - Anonymous