“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.” — Marley. Here are 31 Home Alone Quotes.

Home Alone Quotes

1. “Did I burn down the joint? I don’t think so. I was making ornaments out of fishhooks.” — Kevin

2. “This is it. Don’t get scared now.” — Kevin

3. “Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” — Kevin

4. “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” — Marv

5. “All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.” — Harry

6. “Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there and that you’re all alone.” — Harry

7. “Mom, does Santa Claus have to go through customs?” — Brooke

8. “You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?” — Kevin

Home Alone Quotes

9. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” — Gangster Johnny

10. “All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the Wet Bandits!” — Marv

11. “I don’t want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he’ll wet the bed.” — Kevin

12. “I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.” — Kate

13. “Look what you did, you little jerk.” — Uncle Frank

14. “Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.” — Kevin

15. “You’re what the French call ‘les incompetents.'” — Linnie

16. “You can say hello when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid.” — Marley

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Home Alone Quotes

17. “Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi.” — Aunt Leslie

18. “This is Christmas. The season of perpetual hope. I don’t care that I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike, it costs me everything I own, I have to sell my soul to the devil himself. I am going to get home to my son.” — Kate

19. “I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!” — Buzz

20. “You can mess with a lot of things. But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.” — Kevin

21. “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!” — Kevin

22. “It’s a nice night for a neck injury.” — Kevin

23. “I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap — including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.” — Kevin

24. “Say… is it true French babes don’t shave their pits?” — Buzz

Home Alone Quotes

25. “This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can’t be a wimp. I’m the man of the house.” — Kevin

26. “Kevin, you are such a disease.” — Jeff

27. “There are 15 people in this house and you’re the only one who has to make trouble.” — Kate

28. “Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?” — Buzz

29. “Kevin?!” — Kate

30. “Buzz, I’m reading through all your private stuff, you better come out and pound me!” — Kevin

31. “Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, 10!” — Gangster Johnny

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Best of Home Alone Quotes

1.
“Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.” — Kevin
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“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.” — Marley

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“I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap — including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.” — Kevin

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