“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man). Here are 44 Amazing Iron Man Quotes.

Iron Man Quotes

1. “You’re talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

2. “Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

3. “The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

4. “If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

5. “If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

6. “I shouldn’t be alive unless it was for a reason. I’m not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

7. “It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I’ll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

8. “That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

9. “They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

10. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

11. “I don’t like it when you have plans.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man Quotes

12. “Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

13. “Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

14. “A hero? Like you? You’re a lab rat, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

15. “If I were Iron Man, I’d have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She’d be a wreck. She’d always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I’ve become. She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me…” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

16. “I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

17. “I don’t want to see this on your myspace page. Please no gang signs.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

18. “Apparently I’m volatile, self-obsessed, and don’t play well with others.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

19. “I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them. And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero accountability.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

20. “What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

21. “Give me a scotch. I’m starving.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

22. “You really have got a lid on it, haven’t you? What’s your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

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Iron Man Quotes

23. “I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

24. “You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

25. “I’m not afraid to hit an old man.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

26. “I told you I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

27. “So you’re this Spider-ling? Crime-fighting spider? Spider-Boy?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

28. “You look like you have friends in low places.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

29. “Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn’t always roll that way.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

30. “That tastes like coconut… and metal!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

31. “Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

32. “What? Blow something up? I already did that.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

33. “Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we’d win, yeah? Tell me this is it.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Iron Man Quotes

34. “Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

35. “No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

36. “Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

37. “Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I’m fine. I’m totally fine. I dream about you. Because it’s always you.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

38. “What’s the point of owning a race car if you can’t drive it?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

39. “Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on “Back to the Future?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

40. “You! I swear to God, I’ll dismantle you! I’ll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

41. “It’s not about how much we lost. It’s about how much we have left. We’re the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

42. “And now, from the great beyond, my father Howard Stark!” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

43. “Sure it was. That’s extortion, that’s the word. What kind do you want? Great minds think alike. Juice pops exactly was on my mind.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

44. “Don’t say “wind farm.” I’m already feeling gassy.” – Tony Stark (Iron Man)

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Ian Warner has spent over 15 years building positive habits as a track athlete. He went on to become an All-American sprinter at Iowa State, and he represented Canada at the 2012 Olympics. Ian founded Habit Stacker and dedicated his life to helping people to develop winning habits.

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