“Kenny Power’s days of burning ass are done. And that’s not a homosexual reference.” — Kenny Powers. Here are 30 Best Kenny Powers Quotes.
Kenny Powers Quotes
1.“Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism” — Kenny Powers
2.“No Actually I don't. I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising” — Kenny Powers
3.“I like how you work” — Kenny Powers
4.“There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And the image, that one image is your big tits” — Kenny Powers
5.“I’ve been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a c**k like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fu**ing scientist” — Kenny Powers
6.“If there’s one thing I hate it’s losing. If there’s two things I hate it’s losing and getting cancer” — Kenny Powers
7.“Smashing a brick through a dude’s window is nothing compared to the things I’ve done. I’ve killed people.” — Kenny Powers
Kenny Powers Quotes
8.“I just want you to know that I’ve been thinking a lot about what happened at the cook-out” — Kenny Powers
9.“I’m just an average American... with extraordinary hair” — Kenny Powers
10.“If you wanna fight, you do it on your own time. In a parking lot somewhere. Not in a school surrounded by books.” — Kenny Powers
11.“That’s not what I was insinuating. By my body language, I was just saying welcome to Sh-Boom Sh-Booms.” — Kenny Powers
12.“Kenny Power’s days of burning ass are done. And that’s not a homosexual reference.” — Kenny Powers
13.“We’re not gonna get into a car wreck, because I’m an excellent driver.” — Kenny Powers
14.“I just wanted to tell you that this in probably the best day of my life. I just thought you should know that before we go any further.” — Kenny Powers
Kenny Powers Quotes
15.“Remember. There is no I in team, but there is a U in cu**. So don’t be little jealous c***s, ok?” — Kenny Powers
16.“It’s like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. I’m excited too, but let’s not touch dicks, alright.” — Kenny Powers
17.“It’s no mystery that butt has always been ti*** greatest enemy. It’s almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with and ass” — Kenny Powers
18.“There’s gonna be an ass-ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, fu**in’ booger sugar.” — Kenny Powers
19.“I’m wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.” — Kenny Powers
20.“Gross! You’re crop-dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don’t be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marble sack.” — Kenny Powers
21.“If I had to choose, I mean historically, I’ve always considered myself to be a t** man.” — Kenny Powers
Kenny Powers Quotes
22.“Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no-no!” — Kenny Powers
23.“I got two hard rules I live by, pop: I don’t fu** with the Devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives.” — Kenny Powers
24.“Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a shit?” — Kenny Powers
25.“I can’t believe I opened up my heart up to that bit**h. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.” — Kenny Powers
26.“Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK? ” — Kenny Powers
27.“Too hot for hugs here, man. I’ve been battlin’ a war with swamp ass since I got down here.” — Kenny Powers
28.“A Mexican standoff in f**kin’ Mexico. I was hoping to get into one of these before I left” — Kenny Powers
29.“I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising.” — Kenny Powers
30.“Sounds like Fifty Shades of Grossto me, motherf*****.” — Kenny Powers
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