I wish you weren’t so fu**ing awkward, bud. – Letterkenny Quotes. Here are 33 Best Letterkenny Quotes That You Will Surely Enjoy.

Letterkenny Quotes

1. It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*** yourself? – Letterkenny Quotes

2. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f**cking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes

3. Got Anymore Of That Electric Lettuce? These Darts Aren’t Doing It. – Letterkenny Quotes

4. It’s impolite to kiss and tell. – Letterkenny Quotes

5. Pitter Patter, Let’s Get At Er. – Letterkenny Quotes

6. Do you guys do CrossFit? You can Cross F*** off! – Letterkenny Quotes

7. Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.- Letterkenny Quotes

8. You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes

9. That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.- Letterkenny Quotes

10. Tim’s McDonalds and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day, and that’s about your whole world right there. – Letterkenny Quotes

11. I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.- Letterkenny Quotes

12. When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather then placing the blames on them. – Letterkenny Quotes

13. What’s up wit your f**king’ body hair big shoots you look like a 12-year-old dutch girl – Letterkenny Quotes

14. I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation. – Letterkenny Quotes

15. Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.- Letterkenny Quotes

16. Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach. – Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes

17. You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?- Letterkenny Quotes

18. Your Sister’s Lasagna Gave Everyone The Scoots For Weeks Up In Here. – Letterkenny Quotes

19. I wish you weren’t so f**kin’ awkward bud. – Letterkenny Quotes

20. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f**king windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes

21. You’re made up of spare parts aren’t you, bud? – Letterkenny Quotes

22. Yes Dear, Pick Up Milk On The Way Home. That’s A Texas-Sized 10-4. – Letterkenny Quotes

23. If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate. – Letterkenny Quotes

24. Well, there is nothing better than a good fart. – Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes

25. You are made of spare parts, aren’t you buddy? – Letterkenny Quotes

26. Make Sure You Use That There Sunscreen ‘Cause It’s A Great Day For Hay. – Letterkenny Quotes

27. Your friend says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down, Ok bud, if you wanna blow smoke, go have a dart. – Letterkenny Quotes

28. You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends. – Letterkenny Quotes

29. Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er. – Letterkenny Quotes

30. You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? F**k what’s the nature of that David Suzuki. – Letterkenny Quotes

31. You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. Buckle up ‘cause they’re f**kin’ ugly…of course, that’s not to say I have it all my damn self. – Letterkenny Quotes

32. You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes

33. We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.- Letterkenny Quotes

Best of Letterkenny Quotes

You Ever Hoover Schneef Off A Sleeping Cow’s Spine? I’ve Hoovered Schneef Off An Awake Cow’s Teet. – Letterkenny Quotes
Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. F**k, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids. – Letterkenny Quotes
It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails. – Letterkenny Quotes

Ian Warmer

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Ian Warner has spent over 15 years building positive habits as a track athlete. He went on to become an All-American sprinter at Iowa State, and he represented Canada at the 2012 Olympics. Ian founded Habit Stacker and dedicated his life to helping people to develop winning habits.

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