I wish you weren’t so fu**ing awkward, bud. – Letterkenny Quotes. Here are 33 Best Letterkenny Quotes That You Will Surely Enjoy.
Letterkenny Quotes
1. It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*** yourself? – Letterkenny Quotes
2. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f**cking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
3. Got Anymore Of That Electric Lettuce? These Darts Aren’t Doing It. – Letterkenny Quotes
4. It’s impolite to kiss and tell. – Letterkenny Quotes
5. Pitter Patter, Let’s Get At Er. – Letterkenny Quotes
6. Do you guys do CrossFit? You can Cross F*** off! – Letterkenny Quotes
7. Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.- Letterkenny Quotes
8. You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Quotes
9. That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.- Letterkenny Quotes
10. Tim’s McDonalds and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day, and that’s about your whole world right there. – Letterkenny Quotes
11. I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.- Letterkenny Quotes
12. When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather then placing the blames on them. – Letterkenny Quotes
13. What’s up wit your f**king’ body hair big shoots you look like a 12-year-old dutch girl – Letterkenny Quotes
14. I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation. – Letterkenny Quotes
15. Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.- Letterkenny Quotes
16. Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach. – Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Quotes
17. You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?- Letterkenny Quotes
18. Your Sister’s Lasagna Gave Everyone The Scoots For Weeks Up In Here. – Letterkenny Quotes
19. I wish you weren’t so f**kin’ awkward bud. – Letterkenny Quotes
20. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f**king windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
21. You’re made up of spare parts aren’t you, bud? – Letterkenny Quotes
22. Yes Dear, Pick Up Milk On The Way Home. That’s A Texas-Sized 10-4. – Letterkenny Quotes
23. If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate. – Letterkenny Quotes
24. Well, there is nothing better than a good fart. – Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Quotes
25. You are made of spare parts, aren’t you buddy? – Letterkenny Quotes
26. Make Sure You Use That There Sunscreen ‘Cause It’s A Great Day For Hay. – Letterkenny Quotes
27. Your friend says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down, Ok bud, if you wanna blow smoke, go have a dart. – Letterkenny Quotes
28. You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends. – Letterkenny Quotes
29. Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er. – Letterkenny Quotes
30. You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? F**k what’s the nature of that David Suzuki. – Letterkenny Quotes
31. You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. Buckle up ‘cause they’re f**kin’ ugly…of course, that’s not to say I have it all my damn self. – Letterkenny Quotes
32. You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes
33. We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.- Letterkenny Quotes