Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter. Here are 24 Famous Mad Hatter Quotes That Is Memorable.

Mad Hatter Quotes

1. Alice Kingsley: Who are you?
Mad Hatter: A friend. I hope.

2. Mad Hatter: Personal remarks are rude?
Alice Kingsley: Mm-hmm.
Mad Hatter: Egad, you learn something new every day. Make a note of that, Marchy, it might come in useful.

3. Rat Catcher: She’s Alice! Tell him who you are!
Mad Hatter: Wow! Really? Woooo! Ratty here thinks you’re Alice. Of Legend.
Alice Kingsley: Who?
Mad Hatter: The last Uhm, the last time a girl called Alice came here from your world she brought down the whole House of Cards. Oh yeah. Made quite an impression. Although, it was 150 years ago. It can’t be the same girl. Oysters don’t even live that long.

4. Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!

5. Mad Hatter: Oh, tea! I never “thought” of tea! “Of course”!

6. Alice Kingsley: What a funny watch! It tells the day of the month and doesn’t tell
what o’clock it is!
Mad Hatter: Why should it? Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?
Alice Kingsley: Of course not, but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.
Mad Hatter: Which is just the case with MINE.

Mad Hatter Quotes

[Referring to the White Knight]
7. Mad Hatter: OK, he’s as mad as a box of frogs.

8. Mad Hatter: Trust me. I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, ‘like’ turns into ‘what was his name again?’.

9. Alice Kingsley: I have a little money, but I understand you don’t use that here.
Mad Hatter: Pieces of paper! [whispers] Pointless.

10. Mad Hatter: You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!

11. March Hare: Then you should say what you mean.
Alice Kingsley: I do, at least―at least I mean what I say―that’s the same thing, you know.
Mad Hatter: Not the same thing a bit! You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!

[the Executioner tries to take off the hat of the Mat Hatter at the beheading platform]
12. Mad Hatter: I’d like to keep it on.
Executioner: Suit yourself. As long as I can get at your neck.

Mad Hatter Quotes

13. Alice Kingsley: I was sitting on the riverbank with uh… with you know who…
Mad Hatter: I DO? [chuckles]
Alice Kingsley: I mean my C-A-T.
Mad Hatter: Teeeea?
[slices a teacup in half]
March Hare: Just half a cup, if you don’t mind.

14. Mad Hatter: What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?
Alice Kingsley: Why, yes. I’m very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don’t care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!

15. Mad Hatter: Mustard! Yes, mu- MUSTARD? Don’t let’s be silly! Lemon, that’s different…

16. Mad Hatter:
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

17. Mad Hatter: Yes, yes but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

18. Mad Hatter: Yes, that’s it! [with a sigh] It’s always tea time.

Mad Hatter Quotes

19. Mad Hatter: The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. It’s all about you, you know.

20. March Hare: Start at the beginning.
Mad Hatter: Yes, yes. And when you come to the end… [chuckles] STOP. See?

21. Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.

[the Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen’s court]
22. Red Queen: Where is Alice?
Mad Hatter: I’ve been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice.
Red Queen: Well, we’re looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?

23. Mad Hatter: Do you know why they call me Hatter?
Alice Kingsley: Because you wear a hat?
Mad Hatter: No. Because I’m always there when they pass the hat, so to speak.

24. Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice Kingsley: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

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