“Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr. Here are 20 Unforgettable Spaceballs Quotes.
1. “Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death: it's not us.” — Barfolemew 'Barf'
2. “Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.” — Dot Matrix
3. “Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.” — Barfolemew 'Barf'
4. “So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.” — Dark Helmet
5. “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.” — Yoghurt
6. “Take only what you need to survive.” — Lone Starr
7. “Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr
8. “Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.” — Yoghurt
9. “1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!” — Dark Helmet
10. “I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.” — Radar Technician
11. “My brains are going into my feet!” — Dark Helmet
12. “May The Schwartz Be With You.” — Yoghurt
13. “Buckle up back there, we're going into..."Hyperactive"!” — Lone Starr
14. “Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!” — Druidian Priest
15. “Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wild World of Sports.” — Dark Helmet
16. “Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. It's not insured...” — King Roland
17. “I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.” — Lone Starr
18. “We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.” — Dark Helmet
19. “Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” — Dark Helmet
20. “It's either the 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!” — Dot Matrix
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