“Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr. Here are 20 Unforgettable Spaceballs Quotes.

Spaceballs Quotes

1. “Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death: it's not us.” — Barfolemew 'Barf'

2. “Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.” — Dot Matrix

3. “Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.” — Barfolemew 'Barf'

4. “So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to.” — Dark Helmet

5. “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.” — Yoghurt

Spaceballs Quotes

6. “Take only what you need to survive.” — Lone Starr

7. “Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr

8. “Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.” — Yoghurt

9. “1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!” — Dark Helmet

10. “I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.” — Radar Technician

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Spaceballs Quotes

11. “My brains are going into my feet!” — Dark Helmet

12. “May The Schwartz Be With You.” — Yoghurt

13. “Buckle up back there, we're going into..."Hyperactive"!” — Lone Starr

14. “Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!” — Druidian Priest

15. “Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wild World of Sports.” — Dark Helmet

Spaceballs Quotes

16. “Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. It's not insured...” — King Roland

17. “I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.” — Lone Starr

18. “We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.” — Dark Helmet

19. “Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” — Dark Helmet

20. “It's either the 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!” — Dot Matrix


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Best of Spaceballs Quotes

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“We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.” — Dark Helmet
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“May The Schwartz Be With You.” — Yoghurt
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“Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.” — Barfolemew 'Barf'

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