“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton. Here are 38 Awesome SpongeBob Quotes That Will Teach Life Lessons.

SpongeBob Quotes

1. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

2. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

3. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

4. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

5. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

6. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick

7. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob

8. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy

9. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs

10. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

SpongeBob Quotes

11. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward

12. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick

13. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob

14. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob

15. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness

16. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton

17. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

18. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward

19. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

20. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

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SpongeBob Quotes

21. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob

22. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

23. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob

24. “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

25. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

26. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

27. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

28. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

29. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

30. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

SpongeBob Quotes

31. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

32. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

33. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

34. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob

35. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

36. “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick

37. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

38. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

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No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
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“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

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I went from a broken leg to a 2012 Olympian. I have spent the last 15 years building positive habits as a track athlete and entrepreneur. I founded Habit Stacker and dedicated my life to helping people to develop winning habits. I have helped over 5,000 people...

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