If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - George Carlin. Here are 32 Funny Inspirational Quotes That Will Make You Laugh.

Funny Inspirational Quotes

1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

2. If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. - Tom Hirshfield

3. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

4. Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

5. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

6. I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. - Louis C.K.

7. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

8. Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.  - Unknown

Funny Inspirational Quotes

9. Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?! - Naruto Uzumaki

10. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. - Roger Staubach

11. If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. - Unknown

12. If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

13. I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess. - Cassandra Duffy

14. Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

15. If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. - Frank Zappa

16. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

Funny Inspirational Quotes

17. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

18. When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ - Sydney Harris

19. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t. - Richard Bach

20. If you fall, I’ll always be there. - The Floor

21. Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. -Napoleon Hill

22. Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is! - Jeffrey Gitomer

23. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schulz

24. Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Funny Inspirational Quotes

25. Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. -Unknown

26. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

27. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

28. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

29. Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. - Josh Billings

30. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

31. I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

32. There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

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There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
-Roger Staubach
Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.
- Danny Kaye
There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson

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