“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” — The Grinch. Here are 40 Grinch Christmas Quotes For A Happy Holiday.

Grinch Christmas Quotes

1. “You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.” — Lou Lou Who

2. “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” — Dr Seuss

3. “I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.” — The Grinch

4. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” — Cindy Lou Who

5. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch 

6. “Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch...who lived just north of Whoville...did not.” — The Grinch

7. “Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome, Christmas. While we stand...Heart to heart… and hand in hand.” — The Grinch

8. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” — Cindy Lou Who

9. “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?”— The Grinch

10. “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch

Grinch Christmas Quotes

11. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” — Lou Lou Who

12. “The term "Grinchy" shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply.” — Mayor May Who

13. “Believe you me there will be temptation all around us. Behold! The present.” — The Grinch 

14. “Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” — The Grinch 

15. “It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch

16. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” — The Grinch

17. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” — The Grinch

18. “This is the loudest snow I’ve ever heard in my life.” — The Grinch

19. “Look at those greedy little monsters. Loading themselves up with Christmas junk.” — The Grinch

20. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.” — The Grinch

Grinch Christmas Quotes

21. “Whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos. Staring down from his cave with a sour, grinchy frown, at the warm, lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath, was busy now, hanging a holly Who-wreath.” — Dr. Seuss

22“They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up, and I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or 2, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, ‘Boo Hoo!’ That's a noise…” — The Grinch

23. “What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!” — The Grinch

24. “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch

25. “And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of*ten Grinches, plus two!” – How The Grinch Stole Christmas

26 “And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.” – Dr. Suess

27. “The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is…” — The Grinch  

28. “The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!” – Dr. Suess

29. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage.” — The Grinch

30. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” — The Grinch

Grinch Christmas Quotes

31. “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You’ve got garlic in your soul.” – Dr. Suess

32. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch

33. “Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving…sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like ’em. Mm-mm. No, I don’t.” — The Grinch

34. “Oh no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care. WHAT IS THE DEAL? WAIT! This can't happen. It couldn't, shouldn't, musn't, wouldn't. Not now, not then, not ever again!” — The Grinch

35. “The Grinch hated Christmas—the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all…may have been that his heart was 2 sizes too small.” – Dr. Suess

36. “Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.” — The Grinch

37. “For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?” — The Grinch

38. “Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.” — The Grinch

39. “Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?” — The Grinch

40. “The Who's young and old would sit down to a Feast, and they will feast, and they will feast.” — Narrator/The Grinch Movie

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“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch
“Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” — The Grinch 
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch

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