A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime it's not very scientific, but it helps. - Alexander Fleming. Here are 30 Best Whiskey Quotes.

Whiskey Quotes

1. “Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky. - Luke Bryan

2. “Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. - Masataka Taketsuru

3. “Whiskey will always be a part of my life. - Artie Lange

4. “I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain, it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine. - Haruki Murakami

5. “The whiskey on your breath could make a small boy dizzy, But I hung on like death: Such waltzing was not easy. - Theodore Roethke

6. “When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. - W. C. Fields

7. “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

8. “For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. - Reginald Maudling

Whiskey Quotes

9. “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields

10. “The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. - Winston Churchill

11. “It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. - Robert Black

12. “A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime it's not very scientific, but it helps. - Alexander Fleming

13. “When asked for his hangover cure, I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. - Dean Martin

14. “The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad but whiskey!” - Mark Twain

15. “Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.” - Mark Twain

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Whiskey Quotes

16. “Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.” - Jerry Vale

17. “Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets. What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers.” - Logan Pearsall Smith

18. “Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.” - Jarod Kintz

19. “I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.” - Tommy Cooper

20. “Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.” - Mark Twain

21. “Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.” - Thomas Jefferson

22. “There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.” - William Faulkner

Whiskey Quotes

23. “My favorite drink is a cocktail of carrot juice and whiskey. I am always drunk but I can see for miles.” - Roy 'Chubby' Brown

24. “Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.” - Haruki Murakami

25. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” - Mark Twain

26. “We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.” - Buffalo Bill

27. “Brown has an inordinate taste for whiskey.” - Sharon Rose

28. “He told me I had to have a whiskey every day to get better.” - Peter Cole

29. “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” - Compton Mackenzie

30. “I like my whisky old and my women young.” - Errol Flynn

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Best of Whiskey Quotes

1.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. - Mark Twain
2.
Brown has an inordinate taste for whiskey. - Sharon Rose
3.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. - Compton Mackenzie

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Ian Warner has spent over 15 years building positive habits as a track athlete. He went on to become an All-American sprinter at Iowa State, and he represented Canada at the 2012 Olympics. Ian founded Habit Stacker and dedicated his life to helping people to develop winning habits.

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