12 Hilarious Deadpool Quotes

“You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.” - Deadpool. Here are 12 Hilarious Deadpool Quotes.

Deadpool Quotes

1. “I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

2. “You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!”
Stan Lee - Strip Club DJ

3. “- Weasel: Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
- Wade: [to self] Fuck me!
- Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.”
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

Deadpool Quotes

4. “Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?”
talking to Vanessa - Ryan Reynolds - Wade

5. “- Deadpool: I've been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people.
- Weasel: And killing them, I know, I saw your Instagram.”
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

6. “I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

Deadpool Quotes

7. “- Blind Al: Looks aren't everything.
- Deadpool: Looks are everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?”
Leslie Uggams - Blind Al
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

8. “Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

9. “Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

Deadpool Quotes

10. “I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies, at some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

11. “I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

12. “Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool