Ian WarnerIf you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? – George Carlin. Here are 32 Funny Inspirational Quotes That Will Make You Laugh.
Funny Inspirational Quotes
1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
2. If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. – Tom Hirshfield
3. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire
4. Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye
5. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
6. I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes
on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. – Louis C.K.
7. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
8. Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. – Unknown
Funny Inspirational Quotes
9. Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?! – Naruto Uzumaki
10. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. – Roger Staubach
11. If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. – Unknown
12. If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond
13. I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess. – Cassandra Duffy
14. Well-behaved women seldom make history. – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
15. If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. – Frank Zappa
16. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
Funny Inspirational Quotes
17. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – Jack London
18. When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ – Sydney Harris
19. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t. – Richard Bach
20. If you fall, I’ll always be there. – The Floor
21. Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. –Napoleon Hill
22. Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is! – Jeffrey Gitomer
23. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
24. Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost. – Martina Navratilova
Funny Inspirational Quotes
25. Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. –Unknown
26. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Eddison
27. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite
28. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry
29. Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. – Josh Billings
30. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
31. I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. – Benjamin Franklin
32. There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. – Bill Watterson
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