“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln. Here are 36 Awesome Funny Quotes.
Funny Quotes
1. “A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”– Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”– Zig Ziglar
3. “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”– Yogi Berra
4. “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”– Yogi Berra
5. “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”– Yogi Berra
6. “Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”– Yakov Smirnoff
7. “Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are
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