“He ought to tell Crowley. No, he didn’t. He wanted to tell Crowley. He ought to tell Heaven.” - Good Omens. Here are 19 Best Good Omens Quotes.

Good Omens Quotes

1. ″‘Best not to speculate, really,’ said Aziraphale. ‘You can’t second-guess ineffability, I always say. There’s Right, and there’s Wrong. If you do wrong when you’re told to do Right, you deserve to be punished. Er.‘”- Good Omens

2. “It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers.”- Good Omens

3. “He ought to tell Crowley. No, he didn’t. He wanted to tell Crowley. He ought to tell Heaven.”- Good Omens

4. ″‘... it’s not enough to know what the future is. You have to know what it means.‘”- Good Omens

5. “It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”- Good Omens

Good Omens Quotes

6. ″‘Don’t tell me from genetics. What’ve they got to do with it?’ said Crowley. ‘Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about genetics, you might as well say the kid will grow up to be an angel. After all, his father was really big in Heaven in the old days. Saying he’ll grow up to be a demon just because his dad became one is like saying a mouse with its tail cut off will give birth to tailless mice. No. Upbringing is everything. Take it from me.‘”- Good Omens

7. ″‘I don’t see what’s so triflic about creating people as people and then gettin’ upset ‘cos they act like people,’ said Adam severely. ‘Anyway, if you stopped tellin’ people it’s all sorted out after they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive.‘”- Good Omens

8. “‘Hello? Aziraphale! For Go—, for Sa—, for somebody’s sake! Aziraphale!‘”- Good Omens

9. ″‘A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.’ He nudged the angel. ‘Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?‘”- Good Omens

10. “Firstly, that God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players,* to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”- Good Omens

Good Omens Quotes

11. “Crowley: the angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards”- Good Omens

12. “Aziraphale relaxed. ‘You know, Crowley,’ he said, beaming, ‘I’ve always said that, deep down inside, you’re really quite a—’‘ All right, all right,’ Crowley snapped. ‘Tell the whole blessed world, why don’t you?‘” - Good Omens

13. ″‘DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING,’ said Death, ‘JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.‘”- Good Omens

14. “He ought to tell Crowley. No, he didn’t. He wanted to tell Crowley. He ought to tell Heaven.”- Good Omens

15. “The trouble with trying to find a brown-covered book among brown leaves and brown water at the bottom of a ditch of brown earth in the brown, well, grayish light of dawn, was that you couldn’t.”- Good Omens

Good Omens Quotes

16. ″‘I told you. On his eleventh birthday. At three o’clock in the afternoon. It’ll sort of home in on him. He’s supposed to name it himself.‘”- Good Omens

17. ″‘Oh, all right,’ said Crowley wretchedly. ‘No one’s actually going to get killed. They’re all going to have miraculous escapes. It wouldn’t be any fun otherwise.‘”- Good Omens

18. “You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”- Good Omens

19. ″‘It’s like you said the other day,’ said Adam. ‘You grow up readin’ about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus’ when you think the world’s all full of amazin’ things, they tell you it’s really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nuclear waste hang-in’ about for millions of years. ’Snot worth growin’ up for, if you ask my opinion.‘”- Good Omens

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Best of Good Omens Quotes

1.
″‘I don’t see what’s so triflic about creating people as people and then gettin’ upset ‘cos they act like people,’ said Adam severely. ‘Anyway, if you stopped tellin’ people it’s all sorted out after they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive.‘”
2.
″‘Best not to speculate, really,’ said Aziraphale. ‘You can’t second-guess ineffability, I always say. There’s Right, and there’s Wrong. If you do Wrong when you’re told to do Right, you deserve to be punished. Er.‘”
3.
″‘It’s like you said the other day,’ said Adam. ‘You grow up readin’ about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus’ when you think the world’s all full of amazin’ things, they tell you it’s really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nuclear waste hang-in’ about for millions of years. ’Snot worth growin’ up for, if you ask my opinion.‘”

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