I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happier with buns of cinnamon." - Ellen DeGeneres. Here are 30 Funny Workout Quotes.

Funny Workout Quotes

1. The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I'm like 'What are you doing here? You're done.'" - Jim Gaffigan

2. “When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away." - Robert M. Hutchins

3. I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happier with buns of cinnamon." - Ellen DeGeneres

4. My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." - Milton Berle

5. If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all." - Joey Adams

6. My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging." - Unknown

7. I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." - Neil Armstrong

Funny Workout Quotes

8. I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

9. I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise!" - Unknown

10.If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out." - Jim Gaffigan

11.I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers

12.Hustle for that muscle."—Unknown

13.“Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.” – Mark Twain.

14..“ Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.” – Michael Pollan

Funny Workout Quotes

15. “Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going!”— Jillian Michaels

16. “The decent method you follow is better than the perfect method you quit.” – Tim Ferris

17. “Weights Before Dates” — Unknown

18. “I win or I learn but I never lose.” – Marie Forleo

19. “Painful workouts yield gainful results. This is true of every gain. No pain, no gain.”― Haresh Sippy

20. “Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.”― Amit Kalantri

21. “I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.” — Unknown 

Funny Workout Quotes

22.“Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you’ve got a kingdom. ” — Jack Lalanne

23. “I train to be the best in the world on my worst day.” – Ronda Rousey

24. “Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.” – Gene Tunney

25.“Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!” — Jillian Michaels

26. “My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.” — Unknown

27. “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." — David Lee Roth

28.“Every time I hear the dirty word 'Exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!” — Unknown

29. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.” — Marsha Doble

30. “My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ”— Phyllis Diller

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Best of Funny Workout Quotes

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“Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.”― Amit Kalantri
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“Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going!”— Jillian Michaels
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“If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out." - Jim Gaffigan

Ian Warner

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I went from a broken leg to a 2012 Olympian. I have spent the last 15 years building positive habits as a track athlete and entrepreneur. I founded Habit Stacker and dedicated my life to helping people to develop winning habits. I have helped over 5,000 people...

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